Some recent Redmond Funnies

Grandpa Joe:  "Do you want to help me pick up sticks outside?"
Redmond:  "Um, I'll watch."

Me:  "Bye buddy, I'll see you in a bit."
Redmond:  "See ya Sara!"

Redmond, pointing at me:  "Chicken tacos in your mouth!!"

Jason:  "What happened to your toy?"
Redmond:  "Ummm.....mommy broke it!"  (I didn't, I swear!)

Me: "Today is Monday. What do we do today?"
Redmond: "Eat food!"

Redmond: "Daddy going?"
Me: "He'll meet us there. He's still at work."
Redmond: "Ok. See Jason later!"